well, hello peeps... interesting things since thursday so let me jump straight into the storyline ok???

• Thursday, Nutsy Kooku Day
  went out, during national day, straight from home, straight from work to meet shahul, kazaf, shawn, sofian, kenny and new friends edwin and kk(for kk, i have no idea whether he really is a friend anot...) its a crazy day, as usual, bitching, eating but i have to say i am rather pissed off with kk though... i have no idea what to tell that fella, terrible attitude, and luckily, the others were there to console me... well, after a while, sofian came... more info as usual shall be posted rite at the end of the happenings for the day... shahul and sofian stayed the night at my place though btw... that is my workplace that is, so anyone who wanna hangout, bitch like mad and have a good tym and yet have a good rest, u guys are absolutely welcome to my workplace... if my manager is not around that is...well, shahul took 2 more application form btw... then after that day, went home... i slept and shortly after going home, friday started... (everyday starts late for me since i am working night shift almost everyday btw)


• Friday, Havoc
  well, went home, slept, in fact, overslept... met amin, nadiah, kecik, iza later then i am supposed to at apollo centre for our karaoke session... shit, it was damn fun la... nadiah and amin sing damn well btw... they can be singapore idols!!! shit, they're that good... i suck, cause i know i suck cock better then having a mic in front of my mouth... shit, i was ok la, i know i can do bettter, if only i trained... haha... then went to try our luck at velvet dragon... CANT ENTER!!! stupid rite, luckily its not that far.. . go clubbing i mean... well, its ok... i know i am underaged so thats fine... so went drinking at this place known as red at bugis instead... gulped down like jim bean and it was so cool to odrink after such a long time... damn!!! it was hell drinking... i was slightly high but nadiah got drunk after a few neats and on the rocks for jim bean... and i swerar its ugly looking at drunk people... well, care for a drink anyone??? invite me, but dun regret if i know too much about you after u turn sober.... well, slept at oxley hotel after that since nadiah was not in a state to go home... nadiah told us a lot though, i wont mention any here... and she did a few stupid things... like nigga style handshaking and putting a plastic bag over her head??? she was suppose to puke into it btw... well, drunk people... haha... they're always funny.... and after oxley, started the next day at 9am...


• Saturday, Resting Slightly In Peace
  SLLEEEEEP!!! and after that, woke up in the evening... went to jais house... eat.... not too much... i am getting fatter... seriously... then after that, went home... should have talked to shahul, luckily he is already ok... well, back to me... i got a bag of rice as a gift from jais after the day... went home, sleep!!!


• Sunday, The Gathering
  met up, shawn, kazaf, sofian, edwin and me!!! well, bitched as usual, shahul ordered specs and contacts... watch teenage icon, screamed, eat pastamania... damn fun day... even words cant express it...

and now to the most interesting part of it... the introduction to the lords of the world... we'll start from the oldest...

Sofian, Elector Of The Kings, God Of Bitchiness, The Elder, Keeper of Heaven
reason, he claims immortality, and he gave us the countries, how bitchy, and how godly...

Shahul, King of Egypt, King Of Africa, Pharoah Of Hell, Gay Pharoah, Piper
thats where he is from, the only gay pharoah, he wants to rule africa for the vast army, and when angry, he commands the host of hell into him... first ever to be elected, one of the power of three...

Edwin, King of Guatemala, Lord of Corns, Master Of Bisexuals, King Of Central America
elected as ruler of guatemala, on sunday... newest to the family, bisexual, and exporter of corns to other countries...

Kenny, King Of Israel, Ruler of Eastern Mid-East, Lord of Toiletries
elected as king of israel, the stingy and yet disgusting with vast supplies of toilet papers and a hell lot of shit up his... oops... sorry, secrets unraveled... not allwed to rule whole of mid east since the first king says he wants control of saudi arabia... and cant be leo cause the king cant get married to his own brother...

And now The Queens...

Shawn, Empress Dowager, Lady Of Concubines, Ruler of Orientals, Prue
smallest and loads of secrets, we have no idea yet what that cute face holds btw... secrets are still being unravelled slowly... hehe, watch out shawn, as shahul says, he is gonna tear u apart... now, we are gonna tear u apart!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!! holding position prue, the fallen witch... get a life dear!!! well, strong mental, have a mind of her own, just like prue... endangered species, since prue is long dead, but still comes back as a spirit, silent and gentle...

Kazaf, Queen of Mongolia, Lady Of Farm Animals, Ruler of Central Asia, Phoebe
she needs how to learn how to fight honestly, not with baby corns and cucumbers and stop praising her donkeys, cattles, sheeps and camels... they wont protect u much u know... hehehe... well, thx to her, we are networking quite well actually... yupp, so i shall give u that credit... Quite terrible in organising since she always predicts the future wrongly... 2nd of the three...

Haikal, Queen of Papua New Guinea, Lady of Oceania, Indonesia and Australia, Keeper Of The Rainforests, Lady Of Aborigines, Paige
well, papua new guinea and oceania, pretty bushy, nice landscape, strenthened naturally, and the place where bushy aborigine people come from... gross... but whatever... competitor to the king on the bitching, seeking world domination also, hehe... competitive, forever competing who is a better bitcher with first king... 3rd and youngest of the 3 and youngest of the rulers... youngest but like cili padi, can sting hard and when stung, dun feel anything... i am such a bitch...

speaking of which, kenny owe me 5 slaps...
1)for being bi
2)for not updating his blog
3)for being late most of the time
4)for cancelling out jogging
5)for not shaving the last time we met you

well, thats all folks... its pretty boring actually cause i am typing this half sleeping... chiaoz!!!

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