• Thursday, Nutsy Kooku Day
  went out, during national day, straight from home, straight from work to meet shahul, kazaf, shawn, sofian, kenny and new friends edwin and kk(for kk, i have no idea whether he really is a friend anot...) its a crazy day, as usual, bitching, eating but i have to say i am rather pissed off with kk though... i have no idea what to tell that fella, terrible attitude, and luckily, the others were there to console me... well, after a while, sofian came... more info as usual shall be posted rite at the end of the happenings for the day... shahul and sofian stayed the night at my place though btw... that is my workplace that is, so anyone who wanna hangout, bitch like mad and have a good tym and yet have a good rest, u guys are absolutely welcome to my workplace... if my manager is not around that is...well, shahul took 2 more application form btw... then after that day, went home... i slept and shortly after going home, friday started... (everyday starts late for me since i am working night shift almost everyday btw)


• Friday, Havoc
  well, went home, slept, in fact, overslept... met amin, nadiah, kecik, iza later then i am supposed to at apollo centre for our karaoke session... shit, it was damn fun la... nadiah and amin sing damn well btw... they can be singapore idols!!! shit, they're that good... i suck, cause i know i suck cock better then having a mic in front of my mouth... shit, i was ok la, i know i can do bettter, if only i trained... haha... then went to try our luck at velvet dragon... CANT ENTER!!! stupid rite, luckily its not that far.. . go clubbing i mean... well, its ok... i know i am underaged so thats fine... so went drinking at this place known as red at bugis instead... gulped down like jim bean and it was so cool to odrink after such a long time... damn!!! it was hell drinking... i was slightly high but nadiah got drunk after a few neats and on the rocks for jim bean... and i swerar its ugly looking at drunk people... well, care for a drink anyone??? invite me, but dun regret if i know too much about you after u turn sober.... well, slept at oxley hotel after that since nadiah was not in a state to go home... nadiah told us a lot though, i wont mention any here... and she did a few stupid things... like nigga style handshaking and putting a plastic bag over her head??? she was suppose to puke into it btw... well, drunk people... haha... they're always funny.... and after oxley, started the next day at 9am...


• Saturday, Resting Slightly In Peace
  SLLEEEEEP!!! and after that, woke up in the evening... went to jais house... eat.... not too much... i am getting fatter... seriously... then after that, went home... should have talked to shahul, luckily he is already ok... well, back to me... i got a bag of rice as a gift from jais after the day... went home, sleep!!!


• Sunday, The Gathering
  met up, shawn, kazaf, sofian, edwin and me!!! well, bitched as usual, shahul ordered specs and contacts... watch teenage icon, screamed, eat pastamania... damn fun day... even words cant express it...

and now to the most interesting part of it... the introduction to the lords of the world... we'll start from the oldest...

Sofian, Elector Of The Kings, God Of Bitchiness, The Elder, Keeper of Heaven
reason, he claims immortality, and he gave us the countries, how bitchy, and how godly...

Shahul, King of Egypt, King Of Africa, Pharoah Of Hell, Gay Pharoah, Piper
thats where he is from, the only gay pharoah, he wants to rule africa for the vast army, and when angry, he commands the host of hell into him... first ever to be elected, one of the power of three...

Edwin, King of Guatemala, Lord of Corns, Master Of Bisexuals, King Of Central America
elected as ruler of guatemala, on sunday... newest to the family, bisexual, and exporter of corns to other countries...

Kenny, King Of Israel, Ruler of Eastern Mid-East, Lord of Toiletries
elected as king of israel, the stingy and yet disgusting with vast supplies of toilet papers and a hell lot of shit up his... oops... sorry, secrets unraveled... not allwed to rule whole of mid east since the first king says he wants control of saudi arabia... and cant be leo cause the king cant get married to his own brother...

And now The Queens...

Shawn, Empress Dowager, Lady Of Concubines, Ruler of Orientals, Prue
smallest and loads of secrets, we have no idea yet what that cute face holds btw... secrets are still being unravelled slowly... hehe, watch out shawn, as shahul says, he is gonna tear u apart... now, we are gonna tear u apart!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!! holding position prue, the fallen witch... get a life dear!!! well, strong mental, have a mind of her own, just like prue... endangered species, since prue is long dead, but still comes back as a spirit, silent and gentle...

Kazaf, Queen of Mongolia, Lady Of Farm Animals, Ruler of Central Asia, Phoebe
she needs how to learn how to fight honestly, not with baby corns and cucumbers and stop praising her donkeys, cattles, sheeps and camels... they wont protect u much u know... hehehe... well, thx to her, we are networking quite well actually... yupp, so i shall give u that credit... Quite terrible in organising since she always predicts the future wrongly... 2nd of the three...

Haikal, Queen of Papua New Guinea, Lady of Oceania, Indonesia and Australia, Keeper Of The Rainforests, Lady Of Aborigines, Paige
well, papua new guinea and oceania, pretty bushy, nice landscape, strenthened naturally, and the place where bushy aborigine people come from... gross... but whatever... competitor to the king on the bitching, seeking world domination also, hehe... competitive, forever competing who is a better bitcher with first king... 3rd and youngest of the 3 and youngest of the rulers... youngest but like cili padi, can sting hard and when stung, dun feel anything... i am such a bitch...

speaking of which, kenny owe me 5 slaps...
1)for being bi
2)for not updating his blog
3)for being late most of the time
4)for cancelling out jogging
5)for not shaving the last time we met you

well, thats all folks... its pretty boring actually cause i am typing this half sleeping... chiaoz!!!

• Wednesday
  worked alone!!! and sales was like 300+++ in the morning before i left... imagine all the coffees i have to make with the cleaning up, the throw rubbish, the pastry arrangement, the topping up of condiments, the paperworks, the customers!!! well, the good part, most of them asked for take away but throw their rubbish on the table instead of the bins provided, cant blame them, bin rather obscure... not their fault, and neither izit mine!!! so open ups wider and lok for the bin bitch!!! cant u see them when i pointed out the sugar?? if u cant, ur blind and about to die...
• Thursday
  off, but followed my mum to toa payoh hdb hub... peeps, selling my house, sadly, i am loving that place actually, but its my mum paying for it so i have to understand how she is feeling... yeah... went to aunts place, take a rest and i offered cuz to do his cross stitching... yupp, all green, frust looking at it... stupid rite, all green!!! well, at least i know that i am contributing partly for the largest handicraft work to be recorded in guinness... yeah... cool huh??? nope, its stupid!!!
• Friday
  slept until the night before going to work, met zaidee... yupp... at work of course, i clean up shop anfd he on the phone as usual, tried finishing up cross stitching as usual during frre time... at around 5, i slept... that was after displaying the pastries... slept until 730 am... hehe... cool huh... yes it is for someone who does not have enough sleep... muahahaha!!! well, it was crazy la... damn tired...
• Saturday
  erm, i remembered being piss cause i had to work for 1 hour... its my off day!!! who iis not!!! i went to the airport to finsh up the stitching but did not as usual... then was doing it halfway when at ard 4 am in the very early wee hours of the next morning(that is sunday) that he is coming down to the shop with nadhir, ridzwan, yue long and gerald.... (GERALD IS STILL LOOKING CUTE) lutfi will disagree with what i say though.. regarding gerald that is... then he asked me if i am gay and i answered, "yes i am, and i am proud of it!!!"... his reply, "gays rocks!!!", crazy dude that fella is... well, after that at around 7, went home... they slept at the shop and some ended on the floor... HAHAHA!!! its damn funny la... i mean the staffs have not cleaned up yet so just imagine the dust on the carpet and they sleeping on it... allelujah i tell you....
• Sunday
  reached my aunts place to meet up with my mum... now, the stitching, combined effort... me, my mum and my foster mum... though there was a time when all three were sleeping only to be woken up by llittle putri crying telliong us she soiled her diapers and want milk... well, i fed the milk(not from my breasts, i dun have any!!!) but i told my foster mum, never the diapers!!! i am not gonna touch her shit even though she is my little foster sister!!! hehe, i am evil... I KNOW!!! well, my aunt, uncle and the boys went to johor to see the house over there, well, they said its nice so i have to believe their words of course... so yeah, finished the stitching at nite and went home... nite, reached home, my gramps reached home and my uncle reached home... turning into the himbo i am, i opened up my mouth and shouted,"what a coincidence!?!?!" in malay, but like a man, and thinking about it, it might have looked funny... sling bag for a woman, behaving SOOO straight and speaking like a girl... erm, weird but true... well, went home and sleep!!!

and that leaves us with today... i slept, played game and made my way to airport since shahul was here trying to apply a job... came here, and he was already biitching with the girls... yupp... and he said i am rather silent today... i also dunno why, but i have a lot in my mind... well, i told myself i am not gonna date until someone right comes... not giving anymore chances to anymore who wanna date me, sorry guys... its hard to let go of the past... well, tell all of you, i did not have the mood to date since the second last date... yupp... then there is the house, and then there is the schedule... lots... i am tired of thinking.... thankfully, thats the only reason why i am still living right now though... damn... wished it ended like long time ago sometimes... you people ever tried attempting suicide?? i did, but it failed... its funny actually thinking about it...

well, a joke to lighten up the situation... and it really happened... though this happened like long time ago, recounted by my teacher who is a muslim... well, first the facts, as a muslim, we wash our ass with our hands and soap each time after with shit... i am being damn open over here, and i am laughing while typing, people are looking at me but who cares!!! i am loving that weird attention being given... haha!!! so now, the story...
this teacher of mine is rather open... she was studying abroad back then... well, met up with her friends and they were kinda like making fun of us muslims washing our ass with soap and that the scout handshake cant be done as scouts shake hands using their left hand, and if contacted, they will give their shit to others... well, there was this guy who was saying that he finger fucked a woman and another said she was having piles... and my teacher laughed, er friends thought she was nuts... and she opened up her mouth...
"well, at least i have my fingers around my ass CLEANING it up but u stuff urs up a womans' vagina and eating with that hand... how's her pussy?? tasty??(muslims eat with their right hand, that includes finger food...) and you wont have piles if u have washed ur ass like how i washed mine..." and she walked off the table... well, those friends are still her friends and they still conact each other via email... friends in the weirdest places... well, put it this way, that bimbo friend actually believe her, though piles is usually connected mainly to constipation usually... so yeah, she won the debate with some wrong facts somewhere...
and the second... there was this time when shahul called me and he told me he was looking at his nephew digging his ass then digging his nose then put his hand into the mouth.. we had a good laugh and went pondering in the end if we ever did that when we were small... though at least i remembered digging my nose and tasting it... i was in love with it last time... come to think about it, its a disgusting act but i can still remember the salty sweet taste... yummmmmmmmy!!! well... i shut up now... gotta gho peeps!!! i feel much better saying it out to a computer for humans to read then telling humans straight into the face!!! thanks god... well, i am still crying deep within my heart, i have no idea why... until here then... bubbyez!!!

• Saturday
  well, i finished work, went home and its grandma's birthday!!! happy 71st birthday gramps!!! bought her a watch with my mum, well, shared the money for the gift and its gorgeous la!! silver stained with a little hue of pink... nice!!! and definitely for the ladies... well, she liked it but not that much since no one bought her favourite, so i bought her favourite only like the next day... a bar of chocolates and she was SOOOOOO happy... well, happy birthday again gramps... belated though now...
• The Performance
  remember i told you guys i had a performance which i only had one tym practicing it on a real instrument??? well, it went out well!!! haha, with the chinese orchestra, it was fabulous!! not too good for the dancers since the malay orchestra ate their food up before their performance that they were performing with an empty stomach... and their trainer made such a big fuss!!! what the hell... but whatever... they dun perform much so i bet it should be alright for them... played like chinese, malay and some contemporary songs... i love matsuri!!! crazy piece... just intriguing... nothing hard though...
• Home
  tired, went home, talked to shahul halfway and slept...
• Sunday
  met up with kazaf, shahul, sofian, rei and new friend, shaun!!! well, met up at coffee bean at vivocity, then wathced simpsons the movie, hilarious but just not my cup of tea... well, make it short, it was a great day

well, make things short, it was a great day on sunday... pity that kenny cant be there and enjoy the non stop bitching between the 3 scorpios... shahul, sofian and kazaf... well, the title to this have a reason... the power of 3 initially is shahul, kazaf and me, and we still are... well, i'll make it into a story...

sofian, the great bitch declared himself god of the bitches and therefore put the 3 to rule part of the world... shahul the eldest became the gay pharoah, lord of the ancients and middle easterns, oldest of the 3... kazaf became empress dowager, but declined and thus upon her she was forced to become the queen of mongolia, and haikal was given queen of papua new guinea... i wont reject that or i mite just get zimbabwe... so i'll shut up... well, there, ur pharoah and his queens... the power of three!!! its better off if sofian explained it though... well, thats all peeps... take care!!!